How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
