Worst Jokes Ever
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Siu!!
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.