Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Stand in the corner.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Your mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.