Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
A B C D E F GUN.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
dik.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
I have cripple and depression.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Krusty nut
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.