Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do tomatoes š learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
Itās like masturbation. Sometimes itās not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. Thatās what thighjobs are for.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. š¢š¢š¢
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wifeās clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Itās nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when Iām thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partnerās ding dong.