Worst Jokes Ever

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

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Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wilma.

Wilma who?

Wilma dik fit in your mouth.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

You're an alcoholic!

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."