Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️