I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
