Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
The thing my mom birthed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
