Worst Jokes Ever

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

What is mad cow disease?

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*