Worst Jokes Ever
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
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What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Ur face.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.