what do you call a bird with no feet? a fly
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why can’t orphans play baseball.. Because they didn’t have a home
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they hav no home to run too
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol? Special forces
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
Q. can orphans watch family friendly movies?
