Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Bumpkin boy.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
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