Worst Jokes Ever
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.