Worst Jokes Ever
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Hairline.
Niguh.
Pokemon
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
What is "moo becanira?"
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.