Worst Jokes Ever

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is long, yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...

1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.