What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Here is a joke: Rape.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
