Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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why can't orphans be gay?
because they dont have anyone to call daddy.
Why can’t Santa have kids
He only cums once a year
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Because there is no home
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
