Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight a's
Imagine being gay like JOE MAMA!!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Why did the orphan rod a bank. For he can be wanted
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't know there daddy.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
