You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Krusty nut
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Why cant orphans play baseball? They cant run home.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Siu!!
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
most poeple don't realize this, but the F in orphan, stands for family.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
