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"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.