What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
