Worst Jokes Ever
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Willy bum.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."