Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Your mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
