Worst Jokes Ever
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor đ.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Removing the polish with chemicals: đ
Removing the Polish with chemicals: đł
Grandma isnât responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If itâs called the âliving room,â why did my grandma die there?
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? âJames Brown - Get on Upâ
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? âVan Halen - Jumpâ
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? âI Can't Breathe - Juice Wrldâ
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Unbelievable! When I searched âhouse of spades,â all I saw was a slave home!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok đ
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.