Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
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Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. đź’€
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– SĂ...
See deez nuts!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
