What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Worst Jokes Ever
That's caketasic!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Eli is hot.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
