Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Stfu.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Dog.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Pop-up. P
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
