Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
"HEY THATโS MY MILK!"
God bless the shooting that happened.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why is the rum gone?
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"