Worst Jokes Ever
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.