If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Sam from Bow.
Ask a darkie for a light.
