Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
how do people eat bread
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Weโve got to celebrate our differences! ๐ป๐ค๐ต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I donโt discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, Iโm a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
I miss my wife, Tails.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
yo mamma so old that when she farts we have to dust again
yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean we haven't even explored 5% of her yet
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
yo mamma so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the floor cracked up
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
