Worst Jokes Ever
You and Jason in your bed.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Megamind.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Rooster.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.