Worst Jokes Ever
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" š¤£
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in womenās sports as a man.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
Donāt challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless youāre prepared for the reaper cushions.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because Iām nobody, Dania.
Balls in your jaws.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.