Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I like penis in my bum!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Draw deez nuts.