What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I make baby mush.
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
"DEEZ NUTS"
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Suicide is population control, republished.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
