Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They cant go home :)
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Rat
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"
What do you call a man with no head? airhead.
What is a Orphans favorite superhero? Batman
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
