Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.