Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Draw deez nuts.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.