Worst Jokes Ever
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Like if you are gay.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.