Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Nessie is dying.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼