Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Worst Jokes Ever
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
