Nasa stands for nobody ask scientists anymore
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
ted stinks
why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
My dad killed hitler
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
why cant a orpan have sex
they have no one to call daddy
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you do when your bored
Beat up an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek...? You crack me up.
