Worst Jokes Ever
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Look at my name and you'll see.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Big Chungus.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Puss.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.