Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Reboot

    • Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

    Sister

    • How do you know if your sister's on her period?

    Your dad's dick tastes funny.

    What's worse than fingering your sister?

    Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

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    • Woman

    • A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

    At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

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    • Dream

    • Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

    My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

    So did my friend on the right.

    I had a dream of skiing.

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