My mom left me at a very young age.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
North Korea?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
