What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
whats Stephen Hawking favourite type of car on fire? Hot wheels
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I thank god that im not ugly as you
Did you adopt your dog?
y If your bored punch an orphan, what are they gonna do tell there parents
why cant a orphan be gay, because they have no one to call daddy.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Dad's are like boomerangs.... I hope....
