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Worst Jokes Ever
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Kiwi loves Brad.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
