Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of children.

I AGREE WITH EDP.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

"I'm very good in sports."

"In which sports?"

"EA Sports."

What's an Asian's favorite food place?

Answer: Petco

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Which word is also called for women's prison?

"Pridaughter."

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.