Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
He had the curse of vanishing.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"