Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
My name says it all.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
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