What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
