Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a blind Nazi?

A Not-See!

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?

A: His lips move.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Black humor is when you ask water to African people.

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.