Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.