Worst Jokes Ever
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!