I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable. The wheelchair ♿️
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
the doctor said i had 2 years to live so i shot him the warden gave me 50 problem solved
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
