Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
My balls.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Hehe.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
