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Worst Jokes Ever
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All hail President Trump!
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
