Worst Jokes Ever
He sing, he dance, he he.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Clap em sis!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.