Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
"We are Number one."
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.