Worst Jokes Ever
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.