Worst Jokes Ever
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Who likes dick? Answer me!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Try not to <3.
"My name is Dezz."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.