What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Worst Jokes Ever
Eat this, peppe.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
