Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!