Worst Jokes Ever

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Lenard is a joke.