Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
POV: you
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.