Worst Jokes Ever
Why donβt I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why donβt I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Whatβs the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they canβt be wanted.
Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.