I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Like if you know someone emo.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
