Worst Jokes Ever
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.