Worst Jokes Ever
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Kendon is a loser!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.