Worst Jokes Ever
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.