Worst Jokes Ever
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why did the bus cross the road?
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.