Worst Jokes Ever

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

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What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.