Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost 2 towers.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

A: Apples get picked! 😱

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."