Worst Jokes Ever
An autistic kid.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Gay people.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Poop Jackson.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Y'all need to add more jokes.