Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
I'm back.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Noob butter eater.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
