Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Name

    • Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.

    A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."

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    • Baby

    • How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

    I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

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    • Girlfriend

    • What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

    Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

    Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

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    • Baby

    • How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

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    • Drone

    • What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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    • Father

    • What's the difference between my father and acne?

    Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

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    • Wheelchair

    • Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

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