Worst Jokes Ever
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Just do it.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.