Worst Jokes Ever
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.